Too awkward for turtles

valdezchasejackson:

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

THE ABSOLUTE BEST 

pairofjacks:

A few days ago at school I was using the restroom when a few guys came into the restroom arguing loudly in Spanish. I stayed quiet and was going to come out of the stall when they left, but they all stopped yelling at once and knocked on my stall door, speaking Spanish. I said ‘sí’ and they all cheered, I dunno but I think I joined a gang

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

familyfriendlyurl:

when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

theamericankid:
“ Koala’s response to being petted
“ > Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
” ”

theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

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imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine a tiny version of your favorite character riding in your pocket and on your shoulder and making comments to you as you go about your day

basedgosh:

*batman voice* does anyone have a cough drop

shadowhunter-jace:

cas-wants-the-dean:

pausell:

notsuki:

WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS THOUGHT OF US TOO

“I love you but you’re real.”

/cries

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;_;

masato-indou:

i talked to this one artist who had like an installation at an art show

and his installation was literally a pile of garbage

and he told me the entire reason he did it was to hear these fucking assholes come up with some deep meaning behind this literal pile of garbage

i love that man to this day

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

systemofadowny:
“ Someone get me this and you can have my blog
”

systemofadowny:

Someone get me this and you can have my blog